Everyone in this video is dressed up in a snowsuit… But Dewees? Dewees dressed in a Wampa costume. While all his band accepted and donned their snowsuits, Dewees put his foot down. Dewees held his chin up and said “I’m a SPECIAL motherfucking snowflake” With his chest puffed out, he decided to grasp and render his inner wampa, creating an atrocity so original that it simply could not be turned down by the director. Some people laughed. Some cried. But in the end all stood in complete and silent awe as he withstood blue dye no.2 and a minor heat stroke to prove to children that YOU CAN BE ANY KIND OF SNOWFLAKE YOU WANT TO BE.
Today the way we view snowflakes has been completely overhauled.
Our sense of individuality has been revolutionized.
And who do we have to thank?
James Motherfucking Dewees.
Through thick and thin, sickness and health, just like a mediocre marriage—Dewees will be there.
When you start to question your individuality and doubt todays modern idols— Dewees will be there.
So heres to Dewees, overheated and under-appreciated. A hero.
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