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southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

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zamagi:

can’t wait to shove an entire skeleton up my ass in celebration of the approaching halloween season

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http://fantasmagorique.tumblr.com/post/96219716337/omg-guys-what-if-the-new-pokemon-games-are-only

fantasmagorique:

"OMG GUYS WHAT IF THE NEW POKEMON GAMES ARE ONLY PLAYABLE ON THE NEW 3DS. NO OH GOSH I’M SO WORRIED."

Guys. Really? Calm down for a sec and take into account:

1) The new 3DS was announced this week. Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire were announced MONTHS ago. Do you think they’d really make such a…

Also worthy to note that it’s NOT called the 3DS LL. That’s just the Japanese equivalent of the 3DS XL.

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makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

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fuckyeahmoleskines:

Watercolor by Monica Martino

More of my art here…or follow me on Instagram @mmmtogo.

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deadcrowcomics:

Meh… That red was sort of a waste haha #drawing #painting #zombies

Cannot get enough of your art, friend. Theres yet to be something that HASNT astonished me.

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coppeweb:

I know the used/taking back Sunday tour was already in California

but that was in March.

the fact that I can’t see frank is slightly infuriating

I feel you. They’re not coming to Ontario either.

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